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The Morning After The Night Before (Food) May 9, 2012

Let’s be honest, most of the week you’re going to be getting drunk and waking up with a hangover. What you want when waking up is a big hearty breakfast if you’re a bloke or maybe a continental breakfast to clear the head if you’re a lady. I could be wrong, whatever takes your pick.

Sports Cafe

Although you won’t be coming here for the high quality of food it will definitely do the job after a night out. Saying that the food isn’t bad at all, I enjoy eating here, but if you’re looking for high quality tasty food I’s probably not the place.

They have a full English Breakfast, burgers, lasagne’s, curries, chips and steaks. Perfect for the day after the night before. I recommend Sports Cafe because their portions are big and you can also heal your hangover with the hair of the dog early the next day.  They also play all the live sport so it is the perfect place to come and build up to your next night.

The burgers are a personal favourite of mine and I would recommend the chicken burger. It comes crispy, with fresh tomato, lettuce and you can pay a little extra for cheese and bacon on top. The prices aren’t particularly cheap compared to places outside of Center Parcs but compared to the other places within it is the cheapest you will get. Meals will set you back around £8 with a pint costing £3.60.

Cafe Rouge

This is perfect for the women after a night out.  You can order the continental breakfast which has a selection of muffins, meats and cheeses. If that isn’t for you then the full English is a little different to the traditional. It doesn’t have beans or chips or black pudding but grilled vegetables and potatoes.

The setting is quiet and tranquil so perfect for a head that is spinning. There are a wide selection of drinks including a variety of unusual tea’s. This is for the little more sophisticated taste and the portions are much smaller than Sports Cafe.

However the whole atmosphere is different and is much quieter and laidback whereas sports cafe will be buzzing for the days sporting events.

Grand Cafe

This is the best breakfast on the site. The full English has everything you want, all the trimmings and extra’s if you want them. The portion is even bigger than Sports Cafe but there is no alcohol or sports played in here. Again there is a continental option and a wide variety of tea’s.

This is the best location of the three as it is right in the middle of the village square. On the other hand Sports Cafe is down by the Jardin Des Sports and Cafe Rouge is in the Plaza. The prices are again similar to the other two and it would definitely be my choice before heading down to the Sports Cafe for a few beers.

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Nights Out In The Local Area May 8, 2012

Nights Out In The Local Area

One of the main problems that stag and hen parties have when they come to Center Parcs is that there are loads of activities to do during the day but very little entertainment for them during the evenings. The bars and restaurants all shut at midnight and there is very little for adults to do. There is a family disco in Sports Cafe, which, by the huge lack of people that attend, is absolute rubbish.

Here are my recommendations:


Bristol is one of the best nights out in the UK. It is around an hour away from Center Parcs so you will have to get the train there and a taxi back late at night. However it has so many different nights for different types of people and for different parties.

There is an Oceana in the centre which has a huge selection of rooms ranging from the ice room to the cheese room. You can stumble between rooms and listen to music from every music genre. For older stag/ hen parties the cheese room may appeal with 70’s/80’s/90’s hits. Whereas for those a little younger the main room with current chart songs may appeal.

There are also various different nights available ranging from Drum & Bass to indie nights. There is a Superclub called the syndicate which does various nights on different days of the week.

Bristol is definitely the best place to go for a night out in the local area, the close are within close proximity of each other and you are sure to have a good night.

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Again this is a fair distance from Center Parcs taking around half an hour to get there. But yet again it has a variety of pubs/ clubs that are probably more suited to hen/stag parties. There are two Wetherspoons in the centre and these are a great place to start your night on cheap beer and cocktails.

There are also various cocktail bars and themed pubs. A personal  favourite is the Slug & Lettuce which offers cheap shots and shorts every day during the week.

Once already on your way you will want to visit the clubs. Blue Rooms is renowned for its CocoLoco night on a Thursday whilst Revs will be rammed at the weekends. Something different about the Bath nightlife is that almost all the clubs are below the ground. Although this can lead to some being a sweaty mess, they are completely different to what you may be used to.

On weekdays most are quite flexible on dress code .etc. if you have a theme. Although it may be good advice to ring up and find out before.

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This is the local town to Center Parcs and is only around a 5 minute taxi ride away. Although there are no clubs this is a good place to come on a weekday with karaoke happening on every night of the week in the various pubs as well as various drinks offers and deals.

The most common place to go is The Old Bell. This is packed on a weekend and is fairly busy in the week. Although not like Bath or Bristol it offers a cheap and local night out. I would recommend pre-drinking quite a lot (which is more than likely if you are on a stag/ hen party) as the pubs are busy and it can sometimes take a while for you to get served.

Once you’ve left there is a ‘club’ called JB’s that the locals venture too. If you love your feet sticking to the floor whilst trying to dance to chart music, this is the place for you.

The locals are fine here and having a fancy dress theme won’t go down badly. As long as you are friendly and don’t start any trouble, neither will they.

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Activities For Stag Parties At Center Parcs Longleat May 6, 2012

Coming to Center Parcs for a stag do seems to have become a lot more popular in recent years since Center Parcs started introducing new activities. The activities are also all on site for guests now which makes it much easier for everyone to get to the activity centre even if they do have a stinking hangover.

Quad Biking

This is a favourite for all stag do’s. A motorbike is a classic lads gadget and the facilities provided allow for competitiveness to come out in a safe environment. Although the track only allows for 8 of you to do it at a time, this is more than enough of your party to make it interesting.

Priced at £30 per head it isn’t particularly cheap but is something you will definitely want to do. You will get all kitted out as soon as you arrive and receive a brief health and safety brief. This will then lead to a talk about how to control your bike and you will be put around a test track. Once you’ve got a feel for the bike you’ll be put onto the main track and will be able to race against your mates.

You will have around 35-40 minutes on the main track. Just ask the staff if you want to be racing the whole time. They can start you off and make sure that it is all done fairly if that’s what you want. If not it’s a great way to have a laugh with your mates, something you may not be able to do as much once you’ve got that ring on your finger.


Probably the activity that you will all be looking forward to doing the most. This is where you will get the opportunity to be brutal with your mates and take the opportunity to hurt them without them being able to have a go at you.

There is a maximum of 30 on the session so depending on the how many of you there are and how you want to play it you can either split into 2 teams or play against other people booked onto the session. Again it is fairly expensive at £25 per person but this is another activity which you probably chose to come to Center Parcs for.

Once kitted up you will play a number of different games. It is £5 for 100 extra paintballs that you need after you have used up the 500 you are given at the beginning. The staff are great and although they do enforce the rules they recognise when it’s mates messing around and people being serious and endangering other people.

This is really easy to get to and probably, in my opinion, the best activity on the site. The outdoor activity centre has only recently been built and all equipment is new and up to date.

Laser Clay Shooting

At £12 per person this is significantly cheaper than the previous activities mentioned. This activity is something you can enjoy as a group and be competitive with as well. Its slightly different and not something that you can enjoy everywhere.

It is basically clay pigeon shooting but with lasers rather than proper pellets to smash the pigeons. The lasers give an instant score of accuracy and all results are tallied up at the end by staff taking the session.

This is more relaxed and less physical than the other activities so is probably best to start your day with. Like the other activities mentioned, this does get booked fairly quickly so it would be my advice to book before you arrive.

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